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  • The Movies Are So Back

    This will be a shorter post because the last couple of weeks have been a little busy with vacations and presidents threatening nuclear holocausts and other fun distractions.


    I’ve Been Writing

    Did you know that you can get from downtown Seattle to Poulsbo on just two seats of public transit, in less than an hour and a half? That’s what I learned while writing about Away With Words, a bookstore and bath and body shop that’s owned by a husband and wife team. A store that sells both books and homemade soaps and lotions might seem like an odd pairing at first, but it’s very clear when you walk in that the shop is intended as a spa for the body and the mind. Now that I’ve been, I don’t understand how there aren’t shops crossing Waldenbooks with Bath & Body Works in every mall in America.

    I’ve Been Reading

    I found Mega Milk on the front tables of Island Books on Mercer Island. It’s an essay collection by the writer Megan Milks, essentially, about their last name. They explore the science, industry, and culture surrounding milks of all kinds. I very much enjoy these kinds of books where an estimable talent focuses their attention on a single subject from a variety of perspectives.

    Racebook, the latest from sci-fi writer Tochi Onyebuchi, is a collection of essays about his relationship with the internet, as both a cultural critic and a Black writer. He’s a smart and observant thinker and I got a lot from the book, but I was barely able to stay focused during the essays about video games. This is no fault of Onyebuchi’s. It’s just that the subject of video games interests me so little that the smartest, most charismatic person in the world would fail to keep my focus on it for more than a few seconds.

    Catapult is a non-fiction book by Jim Paul published in the 1990s. It’s about Jim Paul and his friend Harry deciding to build a catapult together. The narrative is pretty straightfoward and it’s interspersed with pieces of narrative history about military technology, but ultimately it’s a very sweet story about male friendships.

    Katie Kitamura’s short novel Audition was a publishing-industry phenom last year. It’s got a killer premise: A woman one day meets a man who swears that he’s her son, even though she has no memory of him. But to me it felt like a whole lot of premise and very little follow-through—one of those airy books that grabs your attention hard, only to fall apart on the wind.

    Let’s All Go to the Movies

    I kind of like that the “T” is messed up on “The Drama” on Tasveer’s marquee. It feels on-brand with the movie’s slightly off-center tone.

    I recently went to see The Drama at the new Tasveer Film Center in Columbia City. I was thrilled with the experience.

    The Tasveer used to be the Ark Lodge Cinema, and it was my neighborhood movie house. But I absolutely hated going there. Ark Lodge required patrons to wait in line outside the theater while a too-eager employee would question ticket-holders like they were suspects in a pressing criminal investigation and then seize their backpacks and bags for the duration of the movie. 

    Now, this is a bit of a side rant, but I live in a city with lots of public transit options and therefore I have virtually no patience for businesses that confiscate backpacks. I’ve walked out of multiple supermarkets that asked me to leave my bag at the front of the store, for instance, because I’m not going to trust my laptop to a security guard who can’t be trusted to keep the store’s stock of diapers safe. But I begrudgingly made an exception for Ark Lodge because they were a small movie theater in my community and I wanted to support them.

    I’m happy to report that Tasveer doesn’t have a confiscatory backpack policy. Even better, the employees are pleasant and the theater is now run by a nonprofit that seeks to support South Asian cinema and filmmakers. Except for the fact that they haven’t gotten their snack options set up just yet, Tasveer is a tremendous improvement from the Ark Lodge in virtually every way.

    And I have to say that I quite enjoyed The Drama. The Zendaya-Robert Pattinson movie is part rom-com and part, well, drama—with a slight musk of horror creeping around the edges. It’s all about the secrets that we keep from others, and it’s funny and tense and excellently acted and edited. I liked Kristoffer Borgli’s previous film with Nicolas Cage, Dream Scenario, but it ultimately fell apart at the end. The Drama sticks the landing, if you’re willing to make a few exceptions for the characters being young and dumb and in love. 

    A lot of ink has been spilled about The Drama’s “twist,” which isn’t really a twist so much as a premise that’s unveiled less than a half hour into the movie, but don’t worry if it’s been “spoiled” for you. There’s a lot to admire about the movie regardless.

    Anyway, I am thrilled to have a functioning first-run movie theater back in my neck of the woods, and I hope you’ll go visit the Tasveer Film Center in Columbia City for an upcoming show. They’re showing a bunch of promising stuff in the next few weeks including the new Soderbergh, The Devil Wears Prada 2, and more. If you’re crunched for cash right now, they’re also running a two-for-one ticket sale on Tuesdays. Hooray for Hollywood (in Columbia City.)

    See you in a couple weeks,
    Paul

  • Cursive and Re-Cursive

    Let’s open with a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Tomorrow is April Fools’ Day, so expect some people to lie on the internet tomorrow in the name of “pranks.” Before you share anything you see or read online for the next couple of days, please double-check to make sure it’s from a reputable source. That’s always good policy for living on the internet, but on April Fools’ Day it’s straight-up survival. I hate this holiday with every ounce of my being. 

    But rainbows are nice.

    And if you’re in Seattle, I encourage you to take a day off to ride the new 2 Line light rail across the lake to the Eastside. I’ve been doing long walks on the Eastside for the past decade-plus, and I can tell you that big things are about to happen there, now that the Eastside has been connected to Seattle by a permanent rail line. 


    You could easily lose a day or two to exploring the east side by light rail. After two solid decades of reshaping toward transit, downtown Redmond is a great place to walk around. The Bel-Red Goodwill is one of my favorite thrift shops in the area. Bellevue’s Spring District feels like a city neighborhood that’s about to happen—lots of tall buildings and empty spaces, the way South Lake Union used to feel. There are lots of excellent trails that connect to light rail stops. And two of the best independent bookstores in the region—Island Books and Brick & Mortar Books-are now just a few steps away from light rail stations. 

    This is a thrilling development in the history of the region. Bellevue and Redmond are transitioning from the butt of Seattle’s jokes into equal partners in the new Greater Seattle. I expect to see those cities develop in some really interesting ways now that the train is finally here. The days of people trying to pit Bellevue and Seattle against each other are pretty much over: the region is now on the way to becoming a more East Coast metropolis of multiple urban areas pursuing the same goals.

    I’ve Been Writing

    On the Pitchfork Economics podcast, Goldy and I talked with Misty L. Heggeness, the author of a book called Swiftynomics: How Women Mastermind and Redefine Our Economy. It’s a great book that uses Taylor Swift as a lens through which to understand how the economy undervalues the labor of women and the work of artists. I loved this conversation so much, and the book was full of insights. (Note: I misnamed the Taylor Swift song “The Man” in this episode, calling it “I’m the Man” instead. My shame is immeasurable.)


    I’ve Been Reading


    My pal Stuart recommended A Luminous Republic, a novel by Argentine author Andrés Barba, and it’s already one of my favorites of the year. It’s about a mysterious pack of homeless children who show up in an Argentine city. They don’t speak a recognizable language, they behave oddly in public, and they start to encroach on the daily lives of the residents. It feels like a dark fairy tale for the 21st century. At first I was so-so on the ending of the book, but it’s still haunting me even a couple weeks after reading, which is a sign of good fiction.


    The Slicks is a longish essay by Maggie Nelson comparing Sylvia Plath and Taylor Swift. This kind of academic essay that digs into popular culture and makes odd, presumably illuminating connections between two disparate subjects feels very late-90s, early-2000s to me—a dated and frivolous exercise. (To be completely transparent, I freely admit that I tried to write many essays like this well into the 2010s.) 


    Strange Houses is a mystery novel by a Japanese social media star named Uketsu. It’s about a person trying to solve a long-unsolved crime using floor plans of unusual houses. It’s a cute enough diversion .

    Teach the Children Typing!


    Like most people who attended public schools, I had some excellent teachers and a few truly terrible teachers. But only one teacher taught me a skill that I literally use every single day–her name was Ms. Olore, and she taught Typing I.

    I am a touch typer. I don’t look at the keyboard when I type and while I’ll never win a speed competition, I am a fast and relatively clean typist. 

    If I had taken calculus instead of typing, my life might be completely different. I think my brain was just elastic enough in my teen years to completely absorb typing into my muscle memory, and I’ve made the most of that skill in the three decades since. In fact, it’s occurring to me that my most important thinking now generally happens at my typing speed, meaning that this physical skill has rewired my brain so that they can operate in sync. It’s kind of crazy when I think about it. 

    My experience with learning handwriting in elementary school was pretty much the exact opposite. I’ve always had rotten handwriting, and every time I pick up a pen I can hear my exasperated first-grade teacher scolding me to “pinch and pillow” the pen with my fingers. More than forty years later, I still have no idea what the fuck she was talking about.

    And in the years since I’ve become a writer, my handwriting has atrophied even more. It hurts to write anything more than a sentence by hand, and unless I concentrate on ev er y sin gle curve of ev er y sin gle let ter, you’re going to have to be pretty good at picking up context clues to have any idea what I’m trying to communicate with my writing. I’ve disappointed a couple of longstanding pen pals by giving up handwriting letters, but that’s something I had to do. It’s a clumsy and inefficient way of getting my thoughts down on paper, I’m not great at it, and I physically can’t really do it anymore.

    Last week, Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro grabbed headlines with his promise to bring cursive back to public schools. To me, that feels like a play to win over the hearts of sentimental voters around my age who remember fondly the paper they used to practice writing cursive on–the lined paper with the dotted lines running down the center of every line. It’s nostalgia bait, in other words, meant to appeal to those in my generation who weren’t repeatedly harassed for their hideous penmanship.

    Don’t get me wrong–it’s important for kids to learn how to write by hand. Handwriting is one of the first ways that children learn how to organize their thoughts and intentionally communicate with others. But I don’t think cursive has any more or less importance in that process than print writing, and I think it’s silly to prioritize the importance of cursive in a country with public schools as troubled as ours.

    This focus on cursive writing is especially silly when I know lots of teens who can only type by hunting and pecking at keyboards. I don’t know if any high school requires students to take a touch-typing course, and that’s insane in a nation that has prioritized both higher education and technology jobs the way America has.

    Yes, kids are using phones more than laptops. And yes, voice and video are becoming the primary way of communicating on the internet. But typing is still an important skill, and it’s one that I’d prioritize far above writing those capital Qs that look like big floppy 2s wearing lace cufflinks, or those Gs that look like the crest of a long-dead German warlord.

    Writing, to me, has always been thinking. I write in order to figure out what I think of the world—to process events and to organize my thinking about chaotic events. This fretting about the death of cursive is a superficial and silly panic that distracts from the more important issue that’s going unaddressed: We need to make sure that children can organize and communicate their thoughts, and that means they need to learn how to write. Otherwise, we’re going to wind up with a nation of pointy-headed morons who earnestly believe selfhood was invented in 1920 as part of a conspiracy to wipe out CEOs. 

    That’s all for this month. Hope you’re enjoying spring. See you on tax day.
    Paul

  • It’s Especially Ides-y Out There

    Welp, we’re bombing Iran. This is a unique problem for Donald Trump because his signature move when he gets in over his head is to declare victory and move on to the next big attention-grabby thing as quickly as possible. But you can’t just wave away a war with some sleight of hand. 

    One nation can choose to start a war. But once it’s started, ending it requires agreement from all parties. Given that we bombed an elementary school and killed dozens of girls in the first few hours of military action, I don’t think Iran is going to forgive or forget anytime soon. 

    Put another way, Trump’s name and face will probably not remain on the side of all those government buildings in DC twenty years from today, but America will likely still be paying the price a generation from now for what he unleashed this month. Nobody’s wriggling out of this jameasily. 

    I’ve Been Writing

    For the Seattle Times, I profiled Jamie Lutton, the owner of Twice Sold Tales on Capitol Hill. Next year, Lutton will have been a bookseller in Seattle for 40 years. She knows more about bookselling than pretty much anyone in Seattle, and in the piece I recommend hanging out and just watching her work for an afternoon. She’s a world-class book recommender who is also full of all sorts of terrific gossip about authors and publishers and booksellers. (One anecdote that got cut from the piece was her story about a Seattle bookstore that closed decades ago because the owner “wouldn’t hire women, and he wouldn’t hire anyone taller than him—and he was five foot eight!”) This was a fun one to research and to write, and the story includes a little bit of a scoop: Sometime after she crosses the 40-year mark, Lutton is preparing to sell the bookstore to a staffer and retire, though she hopes to still work two or three days a week as a bookseller after she hands the reins of Twice Sold Tales off to Michael Rucker. 

    And for the Pitchfork Economics podcast, Goldy and I talked with Groundwork Collaborative Executive Director Lindsay Owens about a study Groundwork undertook in conjunction with Consumer Reports. In several cities around the country (including Seattle,) people were enlisted to order the same products from the same grocery stores at the exact same time on Instacart. They learned that Instacart was charging different people different prices for the exact same product. It’s a troubling reminder that prices are changing with technology, and soon stores could use algorithms to leverage our internet histories and jack up prices, charging us exactly as much as we’re willing to pay for every single product. 

    I’ve Been Reading

    Two Women Living Together is a memoir written by Kim Hana and Hwang Sunwoo, and translated from the Korean by Gene Png. It’s literally just about two straight women in their forties who decide to buy an apartment together. They’re not lovers, just platonic friends who have brushed aside societal expectations to marry or live alone as what my parents’ generation referred to as “old maids.” It’s a short book, and to be honest I think it could have probably been even shorter, but it’s an interesting perspective from two people who are quietly living life on their own terms. 

    She’s always been a great writer, but since 2016 Rebecca Solnit has become one of the most important American essayists. Her latest, The Beginning Comes After the End,is more or less a sequel to Hope in the Dark, a similar collection of essays about finding hope and believing that society will change for the better even when things look pretty grim. I must admit that this one felt like it was lacking some teeth. It felt less challenging than other books by Solnit, more primed for comfort. But holy crap do people need comfort right now, so who am I to deny them?

    The first volume of Danish author Solvej Balle’s On the Calculation of Volume series was an immediate sensation when it was first published in English in 2024. Because the author is Danish and because this story has been divided into 7 volumes, it’s basically pedigreed for literary obsession. In the years since the series has only become more of a phenomenon with serious book nerds. It’s a novel about a woman who is living in a more banal version of the Groundhog Day situation: every morning, she wakes to find it is November 18th all over again. I quite enjoyed this book and its fastidious attention to the minor details of daily life, though I’m not entirely sure my enthusiasm will stretch across six more volumes. 

    I spent most of the last few weeks reading a copy of Their Eyes Were Watching God that I found in a Little Free Library. I’d never read Zora Neale Hurston before and the book deserves every last bit of praise that it has received. I was surprised by how hard I had to work to focus my attention to track Hurston’s lyrical prose and the intense dialect. It made me realize that I haven’t been stretching my reading muscles lately by taking on challenging books. Time to fill in some big gaps in my reading life, I think.

    Nothing to Do but March

    I’m glad the days are getting longer. Our dogs were getting sick of winter. Poor Wally, who is typically always game for an excursion, would tremble fearfully every time I went to get the leash for another trip into the wet, dark evening. And Obie carried a little extra anxiety, too. Granted, Obie’s a senior citizen now—a chart on a dog groomer’s wall recently informed me that he’s 77 in human years—but his arthritis pain is being managed and he’s generally a pretty happy fellow.

    But we’re finally at the point where all three of our daily walks take place when it’s light out, and even though it’s still wet and chilly and there was one freaky snowstorm on Friday, the shift in the weather has made all the difference for Obie and Wally’s morale. 

    Wally (left) and Obie (right) on a sunny walk a few days ago. 

    That’s the kind of energy I need to muster for this last big push into spring. March doesn’t make it easy, but there’s got to be something better on the other side. 

    Take care,
    Paul

  • Good Literature Should Fit in Your Pocket

    For a few months, arts media has been reporting that the mass-market paperback has finally gone extinct. It’s been a long time coming. Even at the end of my bookselling career in 2008, publishers were phasing out the form factor and shoppers simply didn’t seem to care one way or the other.


    On the one hand, who cares? Lamenting the end of a very specific type of paperback feels frivolous at a time like this. Mass-market paperbacks were cheap and flimsy and couldn’t survive more than a couple re-reads. The cover art was minuscule and often illegible. So, again, who cares?


    I mean, I do. Honestly, my life would be vastly different if mass-market paperbacks didn’t exist when I was a kid. One of my favorite gifts every Christmas and birthday was a whopping $5 or $10 gift certificate to Bookland, a small chain of indie bookstores in southern Maine. I could get a mass-market paperback and maybe a comic book or two with those gift certificates, and the books that I chose on those occasions basically set the course for my reading life: I started with Douglas Adams’s Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series, crashed into Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series from there, and then launched into Kurt Vonnegut. 

    If those books cost twice as much, I would probably not even have read half as much as I did in my tween and teen years. And as I got older and the Vonnegut books started to evolve into more prestigious trade-paperback editions, I opted for the mass-market versions just because I liked the way they felt in my hand.


    The approachability of the mass-market paperback is something that means a lot to me. As I made the inevitable white-boy slalom into the works of Vladimir Nabokov, I found his works much easier to digest from between the slightly lurid covers of a used mass-market paperback; those elegant trade-paperback covers with their witty allusions to Nabokov’s wordplay always felt too erudite for little old earthy me. I eventually read every one of Nabokov’s novels in mass-market form. Same with Steinbeck, and Anne Rice, and Terry Southern, and James Morrow and on and on and on.

    I first met Dorothy Parker in a pocket-sized Portable edition that the publisher soon replaced with a larger, non-portable Portable edition. In retrospect, that should have been a blaring early warning sign that mass-markets were on their way out—even Portable collections switched over to cumbersome larger paperback editions, which are only slightly easier to shove into a backpack than their hardcover brethren.

    A handful of the paperbacks that are on the shelves just above my writing desk. 


    We should acknowledge now that something is getting lost as the last mass-market paperbacks slink off the press and into history. Publishers say that the form factor just isn’t popular with readers anymore, and that’s undeniably true. But when most paperbacks now cost about $20 a pop, publishers are also relinquishing their efforts to win over a certain kind of audience—the poor kids who maybe don’t live near a good library, the tourists who consider buying their first book in a decade but wince at the thought of laying out twenty bucks for a romance novel after they just had to drop thirty bucks for a shitty sandwich and a bottle of lukewarm water at the next airport stall over. 

    Literature is essential, yes, but that doesn’t mean that literature shouldn’t make an effort to try to be accessible in many different ways—including price.


    The traditional publishing model dictates that a book comes out in hardcover, and then it arrives in paperback about a year later. And after that, unless it’s a bestseller, it’s basically in the wind, a memory. I’d argue that there would be value in a third step in the life cycle of certain titles: a mass-market release in non-bookstore spaces a couple years after launch, to grab the attention of irregular readers and Dollar Tree shoppers and the growing number of folks who don’t often encounter books in their daily lives.


    On a purely commercial level, it seems as though the egalitarian entryway to literature has been shuttered with the mass-market paperback. And as publishers opt for fancy limited-edition releases with colorful decorated edges and gilt covers that you can only buy at Barnes and Noble or through other exclusive retail deals, it feels as though yet another art form is turning its back on poor people in favor of an upper middle class with disposable income to burn. Those extravagant and rarified types of art are always the first to get cut out of consumer budgets when the recession comes. By rushing after luxury, publishers risk making themselves inessential.

    I’ve Been Writing

    Speaking of those $20 paperbacks, I wrote an overview of some of March’s most interesting paperback releases for the Seattle Times.

    And I guest-wrote an issue of The Pitch this month about the fact that this is the time to come up with big ideas for exciting policies that will help win over voters in the midterm elections this fall. Of course I used the occasion to bring up FDR’s Second Bill of Rights, which to me is the most interesting Sliding Doors moment in American history. What if, for most of the 20th century, we had enshrined a right to health care, work, affordable housing, and food into the Constitution at the end of World War II? What kind of world would we be living in right now?

    I’ve Been Reading

    I listened to George Saunders’s latest novel, Vigil. Like his last novel, Lincoln in the Bardo, the audiobook is a full cast recording that feels more like a radio play than your typical audiobook reading. Also like Lincoln in the Bardo, it’s a book about a complicated man hovering in the liminal space between life and death, only instead of Lincoln, this book features an unrepentant CEO of a world-destroying oil company. It’s an interesting companion piece to Lincoln in the Bardo, but I don’t know that Vigil stands on its own as an especially meaningful experience.

    I read two recent nonfiction paperbacks this month: That Librarian by Amanda Jones and Money, Lies, and God by Katherine Stewart. They are both interesting books about current political conditions—book-banning in libraries around the country and the radicalization of the Republican Party, respectively—and if either of those topics interest you, they’re well worth your time.

    Susan Orlean’s Joyride is billed as a memoir, but it actually reads more like a how-to-write book, except it’s specifically about how to write like Susan Orlean. It’s a fun, anecdote-packed story of Orlean’s rising career at the tail end of the golden age of print periodicals, and if you’ve ever loved a magazine or newspaper with all your heart I bet you’d enjoy this book.

    A while back I read Batman Resurrection by John Jackson Miller, which is kind of a weird duck in the world of movie tie-in novels—it was a novelization of a movie that was never made in between Tim Burton’s 1989 Batman movie and its sequel Batman Returns. All the characters are obviously based off the movie; this Batman couldn’t be anyone but Michael Keaton, for instance. As a kid who loved those movies more than just about anything, I really enjoyed the book. Its sequel, Batman Revolutions, is not quite as enjoyable a read as Miller’s first foray into the world, but it’s still a lot of fun. If you’re into the pulpy kind of so-called “men’s adventure fiction” that used to make up a significant amount of the mass-market paperback sales I was talking about in the introduction to this newsletter, this will definitely scratch that itch. I hope Miller gets to explore these stories a little more because I will gulp up every one of these books that he writes.

    Think Small, Think Regional

    Late this week, the news broke that Paramount, which is owned by weird nepo baby David Ellison, is buying Warner Bros. and all its attendant properties. That means a rich kid convinced his dad to buy him Bugs Bunny, Tony Soprano, Batman, Turner Classic Movies, CNN, Harry Potter and the Game of Thrones all in one fell swoop, and it means that one man will own a significant share of the globe’s attention. 

    (And let’s not forget that his father was just handed TikTok on a silver platter by their spiritual godfather, President Trump.)

    This is a nightmare scenario, and I’m not looking forward to the decisions I’m going to have to make as a consumer in the months to come. Dropping Twitter on the day that Elon Musk bought it was relatively easy for me, but I love me some HBO and some DC Comics. Still, if Warner falls prey to the kind of pro-fascist manipulation that we’ve seen in CBS News under Bari Weiss, the decision will ultimately be an easy one to make.

    All this underlines for me that we need to get back into the art of building a regional entertainment sphere. Seattle famously was home to a Saturday Night Live-like TV show called Almost Live! back in the 1990s, for instance. 

    Even though technology and the internet have in theory made it easier for people to make and distribute art, it feels like everyone is still shooting for a global audience. We need to think small again, with movies and books and TV shows and podcasts with a hyperlocal focus. If you haven’t already, it’s time to stop giving your money to fascist failsons and instead direct that money and attention to people making art in your backyard.

    Obviously, local news is important. But local art is important, too, and we should expand the idea of what local art is—it’s not just plays and gallery shows and poetry readings but movies and episodic video and all of the cultural artifacts that are so easy to make and distribute now. There are already local book distributors and plenty of independent bookstores and movie theaters in the Pacific Northwest. We need to bring back touring roadshows of movie screenings and multidisciplinary variety shows and find new ways to make and share and consume art on a more human, humane level.

    We have scaled up everything to a planetary scale and that has worked out terribly for everyone except a handful of CEOs and investors and their pet Nazis. It’s time to figure out how to get small again.

    Take good care of yourselves and I’ll see you on the Ides of March.

    Paul

  • A Conspiracy of Dunces

    2026 has been a great year for conspiracy nuts. The latest Epstein Files dump proved every paranoid stoner to be correct. Yes, Epstein was involved in a plot to turn global politics sharply to the right. Yes, he helped create cryptocurrency, which made political corruption much more prevalent. He tried to get involved with the Gawker lawsuit, which eventually undid the blogging era. He colluded with a passel of powerful, disgusting men to try to unspool the progress made by the #MeToo movement. He was present at the dawn of Gamergate and its war on feminism and journalism.

    This all sounds insane, but it’s right there in black and white. As Ryan Broderick said in a recent episode of his excellent Panic World podcast, “If you think that Jeffrey Epstein didn’t fuck with your life in some way, you’re wrong. He fucked with all of our lives for years.”

    Before I whip out the corkboard and red yarn, I want to be clear about a couple of things: First, Epstein’s end goal was not to install Donald Trump as a fascist leader. He “just” wanted to make it easier for himself and his wealthy pedophile friends to make obscene amounts of money through illegal means, and he wanted to make it easier to launder and move those obscene amounts of cash around the world. He was a sick criminal who wanted to essentially transfer power from the governments of the world to the hands of elite, sick criminals like him.

    So no, I don’t think the return of fascism was his end goal. It just so happens that when you tip the world into a consequence-free playground for the super-rich by bombing the pillars of civilization, fascism inevitably rises to fill the void you left behind. Whoops.

    And second, I think that calling this a “conspiracy” is almost giving it too much credit. There is no shadowy cabal of carefully selected captains of industry acting out secret rituals according to ancient texts. There’s no hyperintelligent maestro delicately pulling the strings in order to enact a grand plan. No, our modern world was simply the result of a bunch of rich, barely literate perverts bashing out idiotic emails to each other at all hours of the day and night.

    This is bleak stuff. But in a way, I feel a little better knowing that there is no grand design to all this, and that the agenda was nothing more than a messy get-rich-quick scheme from a bunch of self-pitying wealthy nerds. That our corrupt and regressive culture was created by bumbling human beings means that it can be unspooled by other human beings.

    Now, granted, we have an uphill battle ahead of us. It always takes more effort to create something than it does to break something. But the citizens of the world have crawled out from under a massively corrupt Gilded Age and its attendant rise of fascism before, and that means we can do it again.

    We may be poorer than these so-called elites, but the record proves that we’re definitely smarter than them. And when we look back on the historical record of the 1940s and 1950s, we have a very workable blueprint for building a more democratic, more broadly prosperous world. It can’t be impossible, because it’s been done before—and now we know that our opposition is nothing more than a basketful of absolute numpties who type with their big toes. We can take them.

    I’ve Been Writing

    For the Seattle Times, I wrote about the most interesting paperback releases of February.

    I’ve Been Reading

    Waubgeshig Rice’s Moon of the Crusted Snow is a post-apocalyptic novel, but it’s one with a twist. It’s set on a native Canadian reservation in the Arctic Circle, and the way the end of the world touches that community. At first, they don’t even notice when the outside world shuts down. But slowly, shipments of things like groceries and gas stop arriving, and the harsh winter is right around the corner. Then white people start showing up from the south, and the problems really start. The spare writing style probably won’t appeal to all readers, but I was sucked right into this book. It takes a lot for me to even pick up a post-apocalyptic novel, but this one I enjoyed a great deal.

    I was sick this month, so my reading list is shamefully small this time around. While I was in the throes of the cold, I read a compendium version of J.M. DeMatteis and the late Keith Giffen’s comic book Hero Squared, which is basically about a version of Superman traveling to an alternate universe where he’s a normal schlub. Giffen and DeMatteis wrote what was probably the most important comic I read in my youth—the humorous Justice League reboot that presented superheroes as ordinary people with ordinary problems. I wish I liked this book more, but the villains weren’t particularly well-established and the themes failed to come together in a meaningful way. Still, at a time when I was restless and abandoning lots of books in a cold-medicine haze, it was nice to soak in that old familiar shared authorial voice one more time.

    The Culture Wars Are Coming for the Culture

    This isn’t a trend piece so much as a vibe check: I’ve noticed a worrisome lean to conversations about art on Reddit and Bluesky and comment sections, and I need to write about it a little bit in an effort to understand it more.

    Back during the first two years of the pandemic, I spent time on TikTok. Mostly, I followed comedians and economists. In retrospect, it kind of filled my social needs during lockdown—over lunch, I’d check in on how my parasocial friends were doing and lose a few minutes to scrolling.

    One of the comedians I followed was Jane Wickline, who performed awkward comedy bits and the occasional musical number. I really enjoyed her sense of humor, which ranged from observational comedy to the occasional absurdist skit. And so in 2024 when it was announced that Jane Wickline was joining the cast of Saturday Night Live, I felt a little bit of proprietary pride that someone I’d been following since the beginning made it to the big leagues.

    In the time since her SNL debut, Wickline has been a lightning rod for some of the most vicious criticisms on the internet. Comedy nerds and SNL fans have been remarkably cruel to her in all the ways that anonymous commenters are cruel to public figures.

    But one of the weirdest strains of comments about Wickline are the comments that suggest that she objectively isn’t funny and that the people who claim to like her are lying for some reason. As in, no human being could possibly find Jane Wickline funny and therefore there’s some sort of gaslighting underway—either people who claim to be her fans are paid to post their support, or they praise her in order to advance some other agenda.

    That sort of solipsistic argument—this art is bad and nobody could objectively enjoy it so its fans are not real—isn’t particularly new, but it definitely seems more widespread now. Music comment threads are full of people complaining about “industry plants,” which means musicians who had some pre-existing connection to the music industry that helped them get a foot in the door. Cindy Nguyen at The Santa Clara listed a few artists who have been defined as industry plants: “Billie Eilish, Clairo, Lil Nas X, Chance the Rapper and Cardi B.” I’ve also seen Wet Leg and Lorde in this conversation.

    The term “industry plant” has warped over the years to essentially mean a musician with no real organic support, meaning the industry colluded to shove them down the throats of an unwilling public. Any support of those artists is viewed as artificial and somehow corrupt.

    And the latest example that I’ve seen is the AppleTV show Pluribus. I love the show and its deliberate pacing, but I understand that it does not work for everyone. But the vitriol directed at both the show and its fans on comment threads is kind of breathtaking. And that vitriol also went an extra step, with people accusing the fans of being astroturfed bots who only pretended to like the show in order to drive up ratings. This is a common belief, with some people speculating that the show is “a social experiment to see if an objectively boring and mediocre script can still be successful with enough prestige signaling and astroturfing.”

    This sentiment feels like a new and disturbing turn in the social conversation. Just as social media has amped up hyperpartisanship to the point that many people don’t believe in the basic humanity of people from the other party,* the discourse around art is transforming into an all-or-nothing fight over whether it’s even possible for someone else to like a piece of art that you don’t understand.

    This is moving toward a very bad place. It feels like the algorithm is turning fandom into another never-ending war between two clearly delineated sides that are sworn enemies.

    And it didn’t occur to me until I started writing this that all of my examples of art that internet dudes deem to be something no person could possibly organically enjoy are women-led. That explains a lot—it’s misogyny all along!

    Sigh.

    Take care of yourself and please consider wearing a mask in crowded spaces so you don’t get the cold that I had. See you in a couple weeks.

    Paul

    * But seriously: fuck Nazis. If your “partisan” and “political” beliefs include the argument that certain people are not fully human and deserve to be stripped of their rights and/or shipped off to camps, you are scum who should be shamed and shunned from society.

  • Make Cops Look Dorky Again

    Make Cops Look Dorky Again

    Hi!

    Everything I said in the last issue is still true: The emotionally scarred people in the White House are deeply frightened, and they’re acting out of fear. They don’t know what to do, but they understand that what they’re doing isn’t working. 

    Now that ICE is executing people in the streets, the only sensible political response is to abolish ICE. That is a moderate position that I would expect out of even the most milquetoast politician who wants my vote. 

    We also should unspool the Department of Homeland Security, which was rushed into existence after 9/11 and has not improved our safety at all. And we have to reform law enforcement from the top down. We have to rethink the entire proposition of crime and punishment in America.

    Obviously, we have to demilitarize the police. There is no good reason for law enforcement to use weapons of war against Americans on American soil. When you dress and arm yourself like this to confront American citizens…

    Cops in military camouflage, their faces covered, wearing helmets and carrying machine guns. They look like they're ready to invade a foreign nation.
    Photo by the Oregon Department of Transportation

    …you’re much more likely to act like you’re in a Call of Duty game. Dressing like a soldier on the front lines transforms your self-image into a big, tough hero in a dangerous world, and it transforms every human you encounter into a potential assailant. 

    So, yes: We need to ban local police departments from owning tanks and machine guns and tactical gear used in war.

    But I think we need to go one step further. We need to pass laws requiring local cops to return to the slightly goofy uniforms of the past: powder-blue shirts with short sleeves, dress pants with yellow stripes down the sides, and shiny dress shoes. 

    Even further than that, cops need to stop driving around in imposing black SUVs. They have to instead switch to something more like the practical high-visibility hatchbacks of the London Police Department. 

    A London Police car, which is a bright green and blue checked vehicle with a roof rack and a hatchback.

    Law enforcement is not warfare. The purpose is to protect and serve the people. Officers should look friendly and approachable, and there’s nothing approachable about a creep in head-to-toe camo or the modern, grim-dark aesthetic. 

    There is scientific heft behind this suggestion. Aileen Out of the National Association of Uniform Manufacturers and Distributorswrites that according to “Richard R. Johnson, former military police officer and researcher in the field of interaction between police and citizens, it is not wise for an officer to wear a black uniform.”

    Out explains that Johnson’s “research indicates that this color can evoke negative emotions, making citizens more likely to behave aggressively, which in turn requires the officer to respond more forcefully.”

    Instead, his research “suggests that officers should wear a light blue shirt with dark blue pants. This combination is commonly seen because blue tends to evoke feelings of calm and serenity.”

    I can personally vouch for this. The government agent who I most often encounter in my daily life is my mail carrier, a very sweet guy in a pleasant but not at all imposing powder-blue outfit who putters around my neighborhood in a funny-shaped truck. He is beloved. Everybody around me knows him, he shares kind words with everyone, and when he’s gone we all can’t wait to hear how his vacation to visit family in the Philippines went. 

    No doubt there would be pressure from police unions against a law banning policy from wearing military uniforms. They might argue that some officers would rather resign than return to the days of Officer Friendly. 

    To this argument, I respond: Good! If you’re worried that powder blue shirts might undermine your masculinity, you don’t deserve a job in law enforcement. And it’s not like this military cosplay is a response to rising crime rates. Dorky uniforms were the standard for police officers in the 1970s, when crime rates were significantly higher across the board virtually everywhere in America.

    Police unions around the country complain that police have lost the respect of the people. If that’s their biggest concern, I have an easy solution: If you can seem authoritative while you’re dressed like a train conductor and driving a neon-green EV hatchback, you will automatically win my respect.

    I’ve Been Writing

    For the Seattle Times, I wrote about Seattle’s new literary bar, The Ink Drinker. Located in the heart of Ballard, it’s a bar by book lovers for book lovers—a place where people are invited to pull up with a good book and enjoy a cocktail or mocktail or two on their own, or gather with a book club, or show up for a lecture. Way back when I worked at The Stranger, I wrote an article titled “Seattle Desperately Needs A Literary Bar.” The Ink Drinker is the first real attempt to make something like that actually happen.

    I’ve Been Reading

    Lauren Rothery’s Television is a clever novel about an actor who announces that he will give away his salary and percentage of profits for a movie to one lucky movie-goer. He sets up a lottery system in which people send in their ticket stubs, and the movie is a huge success, but it complicates things for everyone. It’s a terse meditation on the embarrassing connection between art and commerce.

    I don’t often read short story collections, but I was drawn to Curtis Sittenfeld’s Show Don’t Tell after hearing an interview with the author. It’s a collection of stories about middle-aged women in moral quandaries: a story from the perspective of a Karen caught on video behaving in a racist manner, a woman on the road to divorce who adopts a conservative self-help fraud’s recipe for a Godly marriage. They’re witty, brief experiments in empathy, which is exactly what I like in a collection.

    Nathan Gelgud’s graphic novel Reel Politik begins as a comic strip about young idealists who run a dying independent movie house. But the gag—strip format eventually expands as the movie workers seize the means of production and decide to operate their theater with a more collectivist understanding of art. It’s a silly, slight book that echoed some of the themes of Television in a very different way.

    Murderland is partly a sweeping true crime narrative, partly a memoir, and partly a damning account of the excesses of the 20th century. The book explains that the spate of serial killers who lurked around the Pacific Northwest were all at least in part created by the astounding pollution in the Puget Sound region, and the arsenic and lead pollution in the Tacoma area most of all. Caroline Fraser, who grew up in the Northwest at the same time that local monsters like Ted Bundy, the Green River Killer, and Charles Manson were prowling, collages together the stories of serial killers and environmental crimes into a sweeping story that is bigger than the sum of its parts.

    Radical Cartography is mapmaker William Rankin’s manifesto about how maps can alter our understanding of the world. The information that mapmakers choose to impart in maps, and how they illustrate that information, can make maps more or less equitable. It’s a little technical, but fascinating all the way through.

    That’s All for This Month

    That introduction was a little long, so I’m going to call it here. Things are stressful out in the world. Please remember to unplug occasionally, and take care of yourself and your neighbors. 

    See you in a couple weeks.

    Paul

  • Where the Fear Has Gone There Will Be Nothing

    Where the Fear Has Gone There Will Be Nothing

    Hi! 

    The news is all bad. This year started off badly and it quickly got much worse. I expect there’s more awfulness to come.

    I don’t have much to say about any of this except one thing: It’s important to remember that the Trump administration isn’t doing all of this—the kidnapping of other nations’ leaders, the shock troops invading American cities, the daily humiliations of enemies, the murder and torture and kidnappings—because it’s part of some genius plan. 

    This is not the measured and deliberate unspooling of a brilliant mastermind’s blueprint. These are frightened people doing everything they can as fast as they can in order to retain control over the reins of power. They are terrified because they know that if they let up for even one second, people will turn on them. So they keep throwing everything at the wall. It’s not governance. It’s pure panic.

    And the thing about fear is that people make mistakes when they’re afraid. They go too far, they overreact, they expend so much energy on the short term that they don’t realize they’re destroying themselves in the long term.

    Our job right now is to document their offenses, to protest when we can, and to remember everything as clearly as we can. But most importantly, our job is to survive this onslaught. They can’t keep up this pace forever and they’re burning through goodwill and allies with each passing day. If we survive this, the chances are very good that we’ll get to see them experience the consequences of their actions. That’s what gets me out of bed on the tough mornings. 

    I’ve Been Writing

    For the Pitchfork Economics podcast, Goldy and I talked with journalist Osita Nwanevu about his new book The Right of the People, which is an aspirational book that outlines the need for a new constitutional convention that rebuilds American democracy to work for everyone.

    I wrote about 18 of the most intriguing books that are slated to come out in 2026, and I also wrote about a dozen interesting new paperbacks released in January. 

    I’ve Been Reading

    I found a copy of Emily Adrian’s 2025 novel Seduction Theory in a Little Free Library recently. It’s the story of two married college professors who cheat on each other in very different ways—one physically and one emotionally. This book builds to a very exciting final scene and I enjoyed it very much, though I thought the central couple of the book was presented as a little bit too perfect: beautiful, brilliant, emotionally intelligent. And the dynamics of the couple were also weirdly uniform—the man was slightly worse of a writer than the woman, he was a little bit less attractive, his career was more tenuous and he was not quite as loved by the community, and so on. A few more ragged edges would have ramped up some more delicious tension. But it’s a short book, and if you’re into academic novels it’s well worth it.

    The second academic novel I read this month was The Material, by Camille Bordas, which is about a very dramatic day in the life of an MFA program for aspiring stand-up comedians. As someone who has written a whole-ass graphic novel about stand-up comedy, this felt right up my alley. The Material shares some sensibilities with Snelson: Comedy Is Dying—particularly what it means to be an aging comedian and whether there is such a thing as cancel culture. While most modern novels feel bloated and overlong, this is the rare one that left me wanting much more. I wish Bordas hadn’t constrained herself to a single day with these characters and this story. I wanted a deeper and more full exploration of all the themes.

    If you’re looking for an audiobook to whip through in order to start your books-read tally for 2026 with some padding, you couldn’t do much better than Blake Crouch’s novel Famous. Like many of Crouch’s books, this one is about a doppelgänger—in fact, it’s narrated by a man who happens to look exactly like the most famous movie star in the world. It’s a wild, twisty story told by an absolutely irredeemable creep, and it’s only four hours and 40 minutes long—which is exactly how long it should be.

    Helen DeWitt’s The Last Samurai (no relation to the Tom Cruise white savior movie of the same name) is one of the most significant novels of my life. I read it at a time when I was breaking free from a lot of the expectations and traps that a white dude in his early 20s at the turn of the millennium was likely to fall into—an addiction to Great Man Syndrome, an unconscious bias to Big Important Books by Big Self-Important Dudes, that sort of thing—and it helped change my idea of what a great novel could be. Your Name Here, DeWitt’s latest novel, an audacious metafiction co-authored by Ilya Gridneff, is not the same joybuzzer to the head that The Last Samurai was. It’s stubborn and almost willfully obtuse and seemingly full of inside references. I’m glad I read it, but I don’t know that I can recommend it to anyone who’s not closely following DeWitt’s career. 

    I was hoping that Alain de Botton’s Religion for Atheists might offer some insights into the importance of ritual and community in secular life. And I suppose the book does offer some of that. But it’s all too silly to take seriously. In the first quarter of the book, de Botton proposes that instead of church, atheists should attend a restaurant that invites people to ask invasive questions of other diners and also once a year hosts no-holds-barred orgies. I hope someone else has written an intelligent version of this book, because I’d sure like to read it. 

    Every once in a while, I like to try reading some manga because I am woefully detached from the world of Japanese comics. Over holiday break, I read the first volume of Rooster Fighter, by Shu Sakuratani. It was exactly the kind of manga that I like to read—episodic, beautifully crafted, and so silly that it feels like it was drawn in an ongoing gas leak. It’s about a rooster who wanders around the world fighting giant demons. The rooster has a Clint Eastwood-style interior monologue that reveals him as a tough guy, and typical tough-guy things happen to him, but they’re always undercut because he’s just a rooster. This was a lot of fun and I’m excited to keep reading the series when I need a goofy lil escape from the horrors of the news.

    The Dog Days of Winter

    Wally, a red greyhound with glowing green eyes from his cataracts, is sitting on a couch with Obie, an older red greyhound tinged with white. Obie's paw is protectively on top of Wally's. They're looking at the camera.
    Wally on the left, Obie on the right. They’re good boys.

    The first week of January is a big week for dogs in our household. January 4th marked the eighth anniversary of the day that we brought our first greyhound, Oberon, home. Obie was my first dog and he has trained me to be a dog person through-and-through. 

    January 3rd was the fifth anniversary of the day we brought our second greyhound, Wallace, home. We were thinking about getting a second dog to keep Obie company in the winter of 2021, when we spotted a posting for a blind greyhound just off the track who needed the companionship of a confident older greyhound. After a visit to Greyhound Pets Incorporated, we found that the two of them hit it off and Wally came home with us that night. Wally had a small amount of vision left when we first got him, which helped him learn the layout of the house and our neighborhood before he went completely blind. 

    Wally is loud for a greyhound. He compensates for his blindness by barking and leaping in the air to make himself seem big any time he’s confronted with something he doesn’t understand, which can make walks a challenge. But at home, he’s become a real sweetie. Nothing makes him happier than to be in a room with his people and Obie, and he’s prone to letting out a long, satisfied groan when he feels safe and contented. 

    And then January 5th marked Obie’s 12th birthday. Twelve is pretty old for a greyhound, and Obie really started to show his age last year. We’re treating him for arthritis, he pulled a muscle that incapacitated him for a while in the fall, and he most notably was hit with a bad bout of pancreatitis in the summer that probably could have killed him if the good folks at Blue Pearl emergency vet in Tukwila hadn’t put him on a course of strong painkillers that helped him survive the attack. 

    But aside from his regular meds for arthritis, all the big health issues have passed for the moment and Obie currently looks very healthy for his age. But an old dog is an old dog, and Obie has some occasional weakness in his hind legs that is just heartbreaking to see. And there are undoubtedly more issues to come.

    But in general, owning an aging dog hasn’t been the experience that I thought it would be. It’s not as sad, for one thing. Obie is generally a calmer and more pleasant dog the older he gets, and he’s very comfortable with his role in our lives. I’m grateful for every walk we take, and I’m honored to take care of him as he ages. His trust in us feels more like a gift with each passing day. 

    If you’d asked me when I moved to Seattle in the year 2000, I never would have predicted that I’d eventually live in a home with two big dogs. But now I can’t imagine a life without dogs in it. Especially now, with everything feeling so incredibly bleak, sometimes these two not-so-bright retired athletes are the very best part of my day. All of which is to say that if you’re considering visiting a pet shelter and bringing home an animal, you should interpret this email as the universe sending you a sign to do it.

    Thanks for reading!

    Paul

  • The Art I’m Taking with Me from 2025

    The Art I’m Taking with Me from 2025

    Hi!

    Like many people, I like to reflect on the art and culture that most made an impact on me over the year. Because I take in so much art in the course of an average year, I don’t think in terms of “favorites.” (One of my crankiest opinions is that nobody over the age of six should have a favorite movie or book.) But I want to acknowledge the stuff that stuck with me. At the same time, I’m not reading or watching as much as I used to. So this isn’t anywhere near a comprehensive year-end list so much as an abbreviated diary entry. 

    If you want to read more about any of these pieces of art, I wrote about almost all of them in this very newsletter over the past year and you can find the original posts in my archive.

    The Best Reading Experience of the Year

    For the first time in a while, one reading experience stood way out above the rest: Anna North’s novel Bog Queen. It braids together three narratives that eventually reveal the secrets of a young woman’s millennia-old, perfectly preserved body that is accidentally found in a bog during a murder investigation. I’ve already given this one as a gift several times and I’ve heard no complaints from anyone else who’s read it at my recommendation. 

    Honorary mentions for this year include Patricia Lockwood’s hilarious and somehow weirdly tense Covid-era novel Will There Ever Be Another You, and Jon Raymond’s outstanding God and Sex, both of which rattle around in my head at the weirdest times.

    The Comic That Stuck With Me

    I can’t stop thinking about Jesse Lonergan’s Drome, a death-metal graphic novel epic that is the most joyously experimental book to come out in a very long time.

    Additionally, I absolutely loved G. Willow Wilson’s latest comic with artist M.K. Perker, The Stoneshore Register, which is about a refugee who goes to work for a dying newspaper in a weird and magical coastal Washington town. And just last week I read Brian K. Vaughan and artist Niko Henrichon’s astounding Spectators, which is an incredibly horny book-length novel about two ghosts who bond over watching living people have sex while the world around them ends in just about the dumbest way possible. It’s a blend of Terry Southern, Kurt Vonnegut, and Milo Manara’s erotic comics work, and I think it’s going to stick with me for a long time.

    The Music That I Kept on Repeat

    In the end, it was kind of not a great year for music! I fell in love early on this year with FKA Twigs’s album Eusexua, and it turns out that no other album came close to that one in terms of repeat listening. Even her companion album to Eusexua that came out last month, Eusexua Afterglow, failed to capture the compulsive listenability of the original album.

    I found some singles that worked for me throughout the year, of course, but the only other albums that found themselves working into my regular rotation were HAIM’s I Quit and Noah Cyrus’s second album I Want My Loved Ones to Go with Me

    And of course Kesha continues to be my most-listened artist. It’s good to have her back making bangers on the regular.

    On a related note: I’m still very happy with Apple Music and so glad I jumped ship from Spotify when I did.

    The Most Enjoyable Podcast of the Year

    Just at the end of the year, tiny local news podcasting empire CityCast finally launched a Seattle edition, and it’s become a daily listen for me. It’s a roundtable format show in which a rotating cast of smart local media types opine on the latest local headlines, and while I dutifully listen to many news podcasts, I actually look forward to listening to this one every morning.

    Other than that, it’s been an abysmal year for podcasts. Aside from CityCast, I haven’t found any other entertaining or interesting new shows all year long. And many of the podcasts that I regularly listen to have pivoted to video this year, which means I spend a good deal of time listening to people talk about things that I can’t see. It’s possible that video is going to kill the utility and enjoyability of podcasts for me within the next couple of years. 

    Which is a shame! Podcasting is a medium that felt at its best like the golden age of blogging—inventive, irreverent, and indispensable. But now the medium is finally being monetized to death.

    The Movie I Can’t Stop Thinking About

    Man, I still think about One Battle After Another multiple times a day. What a huge, weird, satisfying accomplishment of a movie. I love Paul Thomas Anderson even though some of his movies don’t click for me—what the fuck even was Licorice Pizza?—but with this one, he’s made a lifelong fan who will go to the theater on opening weekend every time.

    But it’s been a pretty great year for excellent movies. SinnersWeapons, and Sorry, Baby were all stellar movies that I’ll revisit in years to come. And the comic book nerd in me was giddy over Superman being done right after many dark decades of filmmakers fumbling the character.

    But with all that said, it seems like middle-of-the-road movies are actively getting worse, on average. Bland movies like Ballerina or M3gan 2.0 feel simultaneously rushed and ponderous, hitting all the necessary marks with zero flair or artfulness. Genre fare feels less curious and more safe with each passing year. Or maybe I’m getting older and crankier.

    And Then There’s TV

    I watched a lot of stuff that I liked ok, but the two biggest hits for me were sci-fi shows on Apple TV: The second season of Severance and the first season of Pluribus. Both shows attracted some criticism for being willfully slow and taking time to unpack their central mysteries, but I’m a hundred percent on board for both. Let’s allow TV to be more like novels, okay? Weirder and slower is just fine with me.

    Also, Netflix’s Death By Lightning, a four-part miniseries about the assassination of President Garfield, was a tremendously fun and funny historical drama. Sure, it simplified some of the details and overexplained itself in the first episode. But you can’t argue with Michael Shannon (playing a good guy for once,) Nick Offerman, Bradley Whitford, Matthew Macfayden, and Shea “goddamn” Wigham starring as the villain of the piece, Roscoe “goddamn” Conkling.

    And Finally, Let’s Talk About Socks

    Yes, socks. Two weeks ago, my pair of Danish Endurance quarter pro sports socks came out of the laundry with a hole in them. Ordinarily, that would not be the inciting incident for a recommendation. But I wore that pair of socks on almost every one of my long walks, virtually every Saturday for four years. That’s literally thousands of miles, followed by a washing and drying before going out on the road again. Put another way, that pair of socks almost circumnavigated the globe with me before they gave out.

    The socks were so trusty and reliable that I just stopped thinking about them. But now I’ve ordered other styles of Danish Endurance socks for everyday use, and I’m just as happy with those socks as I am with the original pair. Forget Darn Tough and just say no to Bombas—Danish Endurance socks are the best I’ve ever worn. 

    That’s All for This Year

    Thanks for reading this far! I’d love to hear any enthusiastic 2025 recommendations you simply can’t keep to yourself. And I hope you’ve had a great holiday season and that your New Year’s Eve and Day are splendid. I’ll see you later on in January.

    Paul

  • You Have Nothing in Common with Elon Musk

    Lately, I’ve been thinking a lot about polarization and the us-versus-them mindset that started developing during President Obama’s first term and really ran wild under the iPhone and algorithmic social media. It worked out very well for the very rich people who pay to develop those algorithms that we have been forcefully divided along party lines. 

    That’s not a coincidence, of course. There’s a reason why the algorithms have chosen to divide us by political party when there are millions of other ways to categorize people within a culture.

    Specifically, I’ve been thinking about a passage in the Thanksgiving edition of my boss Zach Silk’s newsletter The Pitch about Elon Musk’s decision to slash USAID’s program of international economic assistance.

    “The history of civilization is full of stories of the super-rich exploiting the poor, but rarely has economic injustice ever been this literal: The richest man in the world personally ordered the funding cuts that killed more than a half a million of the poorest people in the world,” Zach wrote.

    “That’s a new kind of class warfare — one enacted by the super-rich on the have-nots,” he continued. “And in case you’re wondering where you fall on the sides drawn by Musk, keep in mind that your personal wealth is much closer to any one of the poor people who have been helped by USAID’s food programs than it is to Musk’s approximate half-trillion-dollar hoard of wealth.”

    That’s a bold statement, but it’s true. Economically speaking, virtually every person alive in America right now has more in common with the poorest people who are starving in poor nations around the world than they do with Elon Musk.

    The experiences of Musk and Bezos and all the other centibillionaires are so far removed from our daily life that they’re basically a whole other species. We don’t have the same lives, we don’t have the same goals, and we certainly don’t share the same values. They think of themselves as planet-spanning beings who have tremendous influence over the levers of power (true) and the future of the human race (highly doubtful, in the long run)—basically, they see themselves as gods who are not subject to human laws.

    I cannot emphasize enough how detached from the experiences of normal humans these centibillionaires have become. Larry Ellison, one of the richest men in the world, routinely engaged in mock dogfights with his son, David Ellison, over the Pacific in their personal planes. As an adult man, Elon Musk could not figure out how to properly toast Pop Tarts. Jeff Bezos built a sauna shaped like a UFO and he now seems to be addicted to cosmetic surgery. 

    On the other hand, I think most American families could relate to the needs, fears, and goals of a family struggling to survive in Dhaka or Port-au-Prince. Their day-to-day existence is very different, but those fears of providing for your families and aspiring to a better existence for your children are very similar. 

    Put another way, the ICE agents who are imprisoning and deporting immigrants have much more in common, economically, with the families they’re tearing apart than they do with the President of the United States—a billionaire who owns at least one golden toilet and who publicly slapped his son for not wearing an expensive suit to a baseball game. 

    It is in the best interest of the very rich that we don’t see those values that connect us. It’s much better for them if we continue to fight about whatever social media is injecting into our daily feeds, and that we elect people who promise to do battle for our side. Those elected leaders, on both sides of the aisle, have gone on to pass laws and kill regulations that allow the handful of super-rich people to accrue more wealth than anyone has ever possessed in the history of the world. 

    To be clear, I’m not suggesting that we should set aside our values to work together. Nazis, white supremacists, Christian nationalists, and other anti-social agitators should be shunned and shamed and ridiculed and frozen out entirely. Nobody’s freedom or autonomy should be up for debate. But the global population of Nazis is very small. The algorithms just popularize and platform their speech because it attracts attention, and so it feels like there are way more of them than there actually are.

    I don’t know how to elevate the similarities that we share. Proximity tends to create empathy. I’m nowhere near the first person to suggest that we have to be better at getting back together again.

    But I also know that if we wanted the polarization and hatred to grow, we would continue to do the exact same thing we’ve been doing. So that suggests to me that the best way to change the status quo is to stop giving social media our attention. Once we unhook from the algorithmic drip, maybe the next steps to finding a common ground will be more apparent. 

    But on an even smaller scale, I think it’s important to exercise those empathy muscles. Lately, when I’m out on a walk or on my commute to the office, I’ve been looking for things I have in common with people. Whether they’re wearing expensive clothes for a job interview or they’re huddled in a blanket from a shelter, I try to notice if they’re tired, if they’re annoyed, if they’re happy or content or optimistic, and I think about times when I felt that too. 

    History shows that the super-rich don’t tend to do too well when everyone else gets sick of them. This has happened many times before, and it will happen again. It just takes a few seconds of attention on the things that really matter to reorient ourselves and head in the right direction. 


    I’ve Been Writing

    For the Seattle Times, I asked booksellers at four different Seattle-area independent bookstores to list three or four books that they’re recommending to customers as gifts this holiday season. There are some great books in this one that could be just the trick if you’re stumped on a good gift for someone on your list.

    And at my day job, Goldy and I podcasted about our favorite economics books of 2025 on the Pitchfork Economics podcast. 

    I’ve Been Reading

    I regret to inform you that Ian McEwan has Still Got It. Or more accurately, after the highs of his early 2000s hot streak and the lows of his 2010s fallow period, McEwan is back on top. His latest novel What We Can Know is an excellent book—a light sci-fi novel set in a future wracked by climate change, and the historian who are obsessed over a potentially world-changing poem that was read once at a dinner party in the early 2000s and then disappeared. The book has all the qualities that I love about McEwan—his wit, the way he suggests lost worlds in an offhand sentence two-thirds down a page—and none of the ponderous or self-important qualities that he developed in the last decade. 

    Perfection is a buzzy little novel by Vincenzo Latronico and translated from Italian into English by Sophie Hughes that I outright hated in the beginning. The book initially introduces us to its two characters by taking an extensive inventory of all the stuff in their apartment. Okay, consumerism is bad, but David Fincher basically made this point better in ten seconds or so in the opening scenes of Fight Club. But it’s a short book and I’m glad I hung on because it’s less of a novel about two American graphic designer expats living in Berlin and more of an anthropological outlining of a very recent period in American history—that Obama-era period of optimism that immediately curdled into the mess we’re living in now. There’s a clarity to the criticism that makes the critique itself into the narrative, not the actions or emotions of the characters. 

    In a Little Free Library that I often frequent, I encountered a copy of Sidney Lumet’s book Making Movies. I’ve read lots of books about screenwriting before, and I’ve read plenty of director biographies. But this was an interesting fusion of craft book and memoir. Lumet basically gives away all of his secrets, bluntly explaining choices that he made while directing the lighting, shooting, and editing that shaped classics including The VerdictNetwork, and Dog Day Afternoon. It’s such an ego-free and thoughtful explanation of the art of making movies that I felt inspired to go back and revisit some of Lumet’s catalog.

    I didn’t really read Schott’s Significa from cover to cover, but I did spend some quality time this month dipping into it. It’s a taxonomy of specialized languages used by different professionals—the terms bartenders use to quietly signal to other bar workers that a patron is cut off, for instance, or the turns of phrase popularized by magazines including Time and The New Yorker. I took this one out from the library, but it might be a book that I’d like to buy for my library one day.

    Into the Sun is a lost sci-fi classic about climate change that was written a century ago by Swiss author CF Ramuz. This new translation by Olivia Baes and Emma Ramadan is fascinating. I don’t know if I can call it a good book, or even a particularly enjoyable book to read, but the way the narration flips back and forth between first and third person feels like a new way to write a novel about a disaster. It’s kind of a painful, stuttering read, but I think a modern novelist might be able to take some ideas from this book and adapt them into narrative styles for the internet age. An interesting read, for sure.


    That’s it for this issue! I hope your holidays are happy. I’ll be back on the last day of the year with some of my favorite art of 2025.

    Paul

  • AI Is Coming Home for the Holidays

    AI Is Coming Home for the Holidays

    Hi!

    Right before Halloween, I was at a family member’s house and children were getting their faces painted for some festivity or another. I noticed that the picture on the packaging for the face paints was not a real photograph of a real human. Instead, the model was clearly created by AI. She had the too-toothy wide grin and tiny nose that you find in a lot of portraits generated by artificial intelligence.

    Now, I’m online a lot and so obviously I’ve seen plenty of AI images. And I’ve seen those awful AI-forward Skecher ads on public transit—though I’m pretty sure that every single one of those ads has been defaced with anti-AI sentiment.

    I think that box of face paints was the first time I’ve seen an AI image that was printed on a physical box that existed in a familiar space. It felt wrong, sitting there on the kitchen table, an unsettling intruder that signified a blending of worlds. The internet and real life had converged, and both felt a little cheaper for the interaction.

    Of course, using an unreal image to advertise face paints is incredibly stupid. The artificial blond lady on the box was wearing face paint—I think she was made up to be a tiger—but obviously she wasn’t advertising the bold colors or smooth textures of the face paints in the box. She wasn’t real. Her face wasn’t really painted. Hell, her face wasn’t really a face.

    We all know why a face paint manufacturer would use AI images on their products—because they’re significantly cheaper and faster than paying a real photographer and real models and a real artist to paint the model’s face. But the AI image is also not a useful advertisement for the face paint. Nothing about that image actually represented the quality of the product that was in the package, the way a real photograph would.

    I’ve written before about the problem of using AI images to advertise real-world products. “I know people who have lost jobs to AI. It’s not because AI did their jobs better than they did, or even half as well as they did,” I wrote. “It’s because their bosses don’t care how poorly the job is done as long as it gets done quickly and cheaply. We’re learning how little good work matters to a large swath of the population—especially in fields that involve writing and art.”

    Anyway, it was in that moment, staring into the vaguely cannibalistic grin of the AI slop model on a box of face paints, that I realized this coming holiday season is going to be the time when AI images significantly break containment into the real world. After the kids open the presents and dad admires his new coffee cup, people’s houses are going to be absolutely packed full of real-world manifestations of AI images, printed on cardboard and slapped onto products and woven into the daily fabric of our lives.

    From this point on, all the cheap and gaudy housewares at Ross Dress for Less and TJ Maxx and Marshalls are going to be dripping with AI imagery. Fake models are going to pose with fake products on packages of decorative plates adorned with AI-created images of docks on lakes at sunset, and the wavy sherbet-colored water is going to look plasticine and a little bit oily. It’s now inevitable—AI images are going to become the aesthetic for cheap American junk for the foreseeable future.

    This Christmas will be the moment in the zombie movie when the walking dead break inside the compound and start gnawing away. I’m not sure our collective mental health is quite prepared for that to happen.

    I’ve Been Reading

    Jon Raymond’s prose has always felt to me like a continuation of Raymond Carver’s—short, punchy sentences with just enough room for ornamentation to take a reader’s breath away. I’ve often thought of it as a signature Northwest literary style: Terse like the Nordic language but with something mossy and dark and weird hiding just underneath. Raymond’s latest novel, God and Sex, is basically that Northwestern aesthetic writ large. The plot is a stew of everything I hate about fiction—it’s a novel about a novelist (Boo!) who has an affair with his best friend’s wife (Booooo!) and then feels guilty about it (BOOOO!). But I’ll be goddamned if the book didn’t win me over. I love, for instance, that the protagonist is laboring on a hyper-ambitious novel about trees, which could be interpreted as wry commentary on the extravagant success of Richard Powers’s novel The Overstory. And both the affair and its aftermath somehow feels primal and mythic enough that it didn’t feel like yet another boring book about boring people having boring affairs. Things get weird—there may or may not be supernatural intrusion into the story—but Raymond keeps a straight enough face that it’s hard to tell where exactly he stands. I really loved this one.

    Ian Fleming’s James Bond novels are favorite genre distractions of mine. I was intrigued by Anthony Horowitz’s first James Bond novel, Trigger Mortis, because it contains some passages that were written by Fleming and had gone unpublished until they were included in this volume. On the whole it’s a decent-enough thriller—though the first third, which is set mostly in a West German auto race, was an absolute swamp to trudge through. (The book is set right after the events of Goldfinger and Horowitz felt the need to answer a question that nobody on earth ever asked before: “Whatever happened to Pussy Galore?”) But I listened to the audiobook version of this one, and the real MVP is the narrator, actor David Oyelowo, who seems to be having the time of his life bringing a Bond movie to life with his voice. Oyelowo is an actor I’ll follow anywhere, and his performance lends the book a certain playfulness and urgency that I’m not sure Horowitz is capable of delivering.

    I’m a big fan of Kate Zambreno. I particularly love her book Heroines, which really helped open my eyes to the larger feminist literary tradition, and how it differs from the patriarchal tradition of great literature. So it pains me to say that I did not like her new book Animal Stories, which is a series of meditations on zoos and the relationship between humans and animals. The first essay is about a primate house in a zoo that Zambreno visits often, and no less than three times in that essay does she bring up the observation that it’s hard to tell who’s observing who—the apes or the humans. For such an original thinker, she seems enamored of some very unoriginal thoughts in this one, which makes the book feel more cliche and less editorially sculpted than some of her other works.

    When Zohran Mamdani name-checked Eugene Debs in his election night victory speech, I realized that while I know who Debs is, I haven’t read a biography of him or gone particularly deep into his life. So I read Eugene V. Debs: A Graphic Biography, written by Paul Buhle and Steve Max, with Dave Nance, with comic art by Noah Van Sciver. Unfortunately, I really didn’t like this book. It switches back and forth between prose sections and comics sections, which is a hybrid style I’ve never felt worked particularly well, and I wound up retaining virtually none of it. If anyone has any recommendations for a good book on Debs, I’d be eternally grateful.

    I’ve Been Writing

    For the Seattle Times, I wrote about the Fantagraphics Bookstore and Gallery in Georgetown. The piece is really more about the manager of the shop: the estimable Larry Reid, who did quite a lot of work to advance the idea of comics as a serious art in the 90s and early 2000s. 

    Also in the piece, I get to sing the praises of the store’s Damaged Room, which features slightly damaged and out-of-print books at a 50% discount: “In-the-know comics nerds — full disclosure, myself included — have lost dozens of hours to spelunking trips into the depths of the Damaged Room, hunting for unbelievable bargains on gorgeous graphic novels.”

    If you love comics and you haven’t visited the Damaged Room, or spoken to Larry Reid, you owe it to yourself to drop by as soon as possible.

    See you next month,
    Paul

    See you next month,
    Paul